not a reality refusal
Your name is [ Jesus Christ ] [ Rhoden Crosley ] [ Leliana Elinoa ] and you have been called upon by one of the princes of the shoreline kingdom, Scorage.
The question is, which one?
Up until now, your journey as a ragtag trio has been full of ups and downs. You have encountered fussy yet absent-minded wizards, shape-shifting hamsters, various ocean scents, adorable gay teen researchers, and enough Sahuagins to last you a lifetime. Sometimes, you're not sure how you ended up here; sometimes, it is difficult to really comprehend that happenstance could take you to such lengths and heights.
A somewhat familiar face had found you at the mess hall earlier. He regarded you with caution; the last time you spoke with him, you offered him a creature's skull. He's a warrior, but sometimes, there's shit you just shouldn't mess with.
He directed you, at the behest of his charge, to a room in the castle you've never seen before. It is a large room lined with shelves and filled with tables. Glittery knickknacks decorated the room, catching the light of candles scattered around. Two windows lined the back walls, but the curtains are drawn, allowing only slivers of the late-afternoon sunlight into the room. The dark blue velvet flutters occasionally with the wind.
Sitting at a table off to the side of the room is the younger of the two princes, Jeonghan. He is dressed in loose robes drawn around his waist. His person is decorated in jewelry that also catches the candlelight; you have a feeling they offer him protective wards in addition to visual flair.
When you enter the room, he lifts his head and smiles. First, his eyes find Joshua.
"Shua. Thank you for bringing them to me," he says, standing. Something in the room shifts and his eyes seem to sparkle. "You'll stay with us a while, won't you?"
Joshua sighs. "I don't suppose I have a choice in the matter, do I?" he replies.
Jeonghan laughs. Using both hands in a sweeping motion, he gestures at the table before him. "Come closer; I won't bite."
With some reluctance—this is your first time interacting with the prince one-on-one, after all—you approach the table. As you come closer, you see several teacups arranged in a line on the table.

"Now, I've called you in here today for a special task," Jeonghan says. "As a wizard, I'm always practicing my magic and discovering new things—for the good of the people, of course. And since we're in what some people might call a dire situation, I thought you could help me."
He looks down at the spread for a moment before lifting his head again. "I just need to test the properties of these teas. Don't worry—I promise the effects are not lethal."
Again, he gestures at the table with his hands and names each of the teas: earl grey, lady grey, daffodil, black, and mint. Beside the cups is a pot of sugar and a bottle of cream to adjust the tea to your taste.
Joshua looks at you. "Um," he says, "guests first?" The thinly concealed nervous quality in his voice is not exactly reassuring.
[ What will you do? ]
The question is, which one?
Up until now, your journey as a ragtag trio has been full of ups and downs. You have encountered fussy yet absent-minded wizards, shape-shifting hamsters, various ocean scents, adorable gay teen researchers, and enough Sahuagins to last you a lifetime. Sometimes, you're not sure how you ended up here; sometimes, it is difficult to really comprehend that happenstance could take you to such lengths and heights.
A somewhat familiar face had found you at the mess hall earlier. He regarded you with caution; the last time you spoke with him, you offered him a creature's skull. He's a warrior, but sometimes, there's shit you just shouldn't mess with.
He directed you, at the behest of his charge, to a room in the castle you've never seen before. It is a large room lined with shelves and filled with tables. Glittery knickknacks decorated the room, catching the light of candles scattered around. Two windows lined the back walls, but the curtains are drawn, allowing only slivers of the late-afternoon sunlight into the room. The dark blue velvet flutters occasionally with the wind.
Sitting at a table off to the side of the room is the younger of the two princes, Jeonghan. He is dressed in loose robes drawn around his waist. His person is decorated in jewelry that also catches the candlelight; you have a feeling they offer him protective wards in addition to visual flair.
When you enter the room, he lifts his head and smiles. First, his eyes find Joshua.
"Shua. Thank you for bringing them to me," he says, standing. Something in the room shifts and his eyes seem to sparkle. "You'll stay with us a while, won't you?"
Joshua sighs. "I don't suppose I have a choice in the matter, do I?" he replies.
Jeonghan laughs. Using both hands in a sweeping motion, he gestures at the table before him. "Come closer; I won't bite."
With some reluctance—this is your first time interacting with the prince one-on-one, after all—you approach the table. As you come closer, you see several teacups arranged in a line on the table.

"Now, I've called you in here today for a special task," Jeonghan says. "As a wizard, I'm always practicing my magic and discovering new things—for the good of the people, of course. And since we're in what some people might call a dire situation, I thought you could help me."
He looks down at the spread for a moment before lifting his head again. "I just need to test the properties of these teas. Don't worry—I promise the effects are not lethal."
Again, he gestures at the table with his hands and names each of the teas: earl grey, lady grey, daffodil, black, and mint. Beside the cups is a pot of sugar and a bottle of cream to adjust the tea to your taste.
Joshua looks at you. "Um," he says, "guests first?" The thinly concealed nervous quality in his voice is not exactly reassuring.
[ What will you do? ]
EARL GREY
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Down the hatch it goes. At first, Josh doesn't feel anything strange. It tasted like he expected it to—bitter, with hints of citrus.]
You know, that wasn't that bad. Your experiments usually have me on the floor.
[His mouth twists. Wait—he hadn't meant to say that. His eyes dart around—although Jeonghan can be a pain in the ass, he doesn't want to give the guy a bad rap in front of these outsiders.]
I mean—not that I mind—wait—
[He covers his mouth and narrows his eyes at Jeonghan. Seems like he'd be better off shutting up for now.]
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You don't mind being on the floor? You've picked the right profession, then.
LADY GREY
DAFFODIL
Re: DAFFODIL
She quietly observes Shua down his tea and inhales deeply before sipping a small amount from the cup in her hands. After stirring in a small bit of sugar, she finds a chair nearby and sips quietly, enjoying the smoothness and warmth of the tea. When she finishes and feels nothing, she doesn't know whether to be disappointed in Jeonghan's skill or thrilled to actually be alive.]
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I didn't take you for the herbal tea type of woman.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
[She drops the mug and doesn't even register the sound of it shattering at her feet as she's frozen in shock. Her hands fly to cover her mouth, her eyes wide and panicked. She sounded considerably loud in the quiet room, especially for a woman of her size. She inhales deeply and tries again....]
JEONGHAN WHAT DID YOU-
[She cuts herself off again and she can feel the blood in her veins begin to heat, along with her cheeks and ears.]
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VOICE?!
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Nothing's wrong with your voice per se...
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OKAY. SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME AND HOW LONG BEFORE IT ENDS?
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[He allows himself a small smile.] It should only last for about two hours.
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LUCKY ENOUGH FOR YOU, I DON'T FEEL LIKE GIVING MYSELF OR MY TEAMMATES TINNITUS TODAY.
[She ties the cloth around the back of her head, giving herself a proper mask. She kicks the chair on her way past it as she heads for one of the windows in the back, crossing her arms over her now exposed midriff and hoping that a slight breeze will cool her temper.]
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Moving with caution, Jeonghan approaches her.]
If you're unhappy with the results of this tea, you can try the remaining one and see if it will dispel the effects of the daffodil tea.
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you're not sure it will work though, are you?
[Underneath, a small "sorry" has been scratched out.]
deception roll 8. feel free to contest this with insight.
When he looks up again, he offers her a disarming smile.]
I think odds are good.
insight was 13
BLACK
MINT
Re: MINT
JEONGHAN
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Apothecary, would you elaborate the purpose of this experiment?
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When you work in politics while also having the abilities that I do, sometimes you need to ensure you have the upper hand. Like I said, it's for the good of the people.
Unless you meant something else.
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Is there an immediate purpose? Will these be employed in the battles that are likely to occur?
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But isn't it immoral to tamper with people like this?
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT MORALS, STRETCH?
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Surely, His Highness has a greater degree of moral responsibility due to his position.
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Disagreement is one thing, but aren't you violating their autonomy by altering their will? Can any ends justify such means?
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Sometimes it can be a matter of life or death. If you start at a level like this, before things get physical, you can prevent a lot of damage.
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You tried the mint tea, right? How do you feel?
[JC's personality should have been flipped. The current moral questioning has Jeonghan wondering what JC must be like normally.]
JOSHUA
He will also be the last to pick a tea unless one of you decide to fuck with him first.]
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And will you partake?
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Yeah. Even if I hadn't already been here when he got you guys to agree to this, I probably would have been called over anyway. Perks of the job, I guess.
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[Not his lackey. But that might depend on who you're asking.]
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Do you enjoy that role?
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Yeah. I mean, Jeonghan can be a handful, but I love him, so I don't mind at all.
[His eyes widen. Dammit, he shouldn't have said anything. But would it have been more damning not to speak at all?
Jeonghan looks over at him and gives him a cheeky grin.]
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If you don't have any other concerns...
[He lets his voice trail off. No point in digging this grave any deeper.]