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RED Spy ([personal profile] un_beau_coquin) wrote in [community profile] tosbox2014-11-20 01:17 pm

making my way downtown

[The big issue here isn't getting fired. No, Spy will be fine for now, considering all that he's saved. Losing a resource as powerful as RED and Mann Co in general is a blow indeed, but Spy can get by. Right now, he's more concerned about living and making sure none of his loose ends catch up to him.

Most of the things he's taking back with him are either essential or expensive. The weapon magazines and catalogues sent by RED are still sitting in his old quarters, along with some leisure books and even some pieces of his old uniform. The suit has always been a part of his look, so he keeps some of it; they make for some decent padding for the wine stored in the trunk of his car.

With his tie slung around his neck and his jacket over his arm, Spy makes a mental checklist of all he needs. His life is pretty much stowed away in his wallet: bank cards, multiple IDs, cash, miniature cloaking device, plane tickets... He pats his pants pocket for the only thing that doesn't fit in his wallet: his passport. Not that he'll need it for the flight, but it's good to have these things just in case.

A tiny part of his brain nags at him, urging him to feel sentimental about leaving his workplace of over four years. But to hell with that - god knows this won't be the last he's seen of them.

When Scout hobbles up to his car, a mess of stupidity and arm casts, Spy is tempted to slam the door in his face and make him eat his dust trail. But, of course, the little mongrel has to pull the mother card and all of a sudden Spy feels responsible.
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I have a jet leaving in fifty minutes. You've got twenty. Get in the car.
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Broke 'em. Fractured 'em. Whuteva.

[ No shit, Scout. ]

Robots.

[ He groans, flopping his head over onto the stiff arm jutting out the window. ]

Frickin' robots takin' our frickin' jobs. This was the best job I ever had!

[ He eyes Spy. ]

You must be happy, though.
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, in case you didn't notice, if you bust 'em open, they give you money.

[ There's not a lot of joy to be had on this ride, though he's trying because this is a wicked sweet car and he certainly should be enjoying it. ]

I thought you told me you hate America. Well, here's yer excuse to leave, right?
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, it's not all about the money, of course, but it's that language they all speak... spoke. ]

Yeah, I ain't gonna miss any of you assholes. 'specially not Soldier or Pyro. Those guys... were friggin' nuts.

[ Says the guy that likes beating merc heads in with a baseball bat. ]

You know one thing I always wondered about you, Spy?
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey pal, you're just as sane as they are. ]

How bad are those tan-lines?

[ Scout tries to gesture with his hand but finds it's entombed in a cast and his arms can't move. He licks his lips instead in an exaggerated circle. ]

Like, I know you ain't takin' that mask off when you get to France for a couple-a months. Those're some pasty people, Spy.
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ See Spy, he can surprise you at times!

And Scout's actually surprised when Spy pulls off his glove and shows him his hand, the look on his face suggesting he might not have been sure Spy had them.

Then he gives an exaggerated wince. ]


Eesh! Put 'em away, yer blindin' me here!

[ He has to snicker a little to himself, though, at the images that it brings mind. ]
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scout too realizes how much of a disadvantage he's at when Spy swats him easy as you please. He gives a reproachful look that's more out of principle than anything. ]

C'mon Spy, that was funny. I'm sittin' over here in a cast, I wish tan-lines was the least of my problems.

[ Speaking of problems, Scout stares out the windshield. ]

You think Miss Pauling's okay? She didn't even show up to say good-bye, fuck you, nuthin'.
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
What? She ain't workin' for him, no fuckin' way!

[ Seeing as he's the enemy right now, Scout has no way of looking at the situation objectively because he still likes Miss Pauling. ]

You're right, though, she probably got away and just couldn't afford to come by. Miss Pauling's wicked smart.

[ That didn't mean he wasn't still bothered. ]
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell do you know anyway?

[ And Spy stabs him without even having to take out his balisong. Scout fumes, and for once seems like he might be silent for a significant stretch of time. ]
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scout broils silently, but there's a part of him that suspects Spy is right, and that part hurts. It's even more frustrating that he can barely move, sitting there feeling like he's cocooned in his anger and misery.

Still, the quiet after a few moments seems unbearable. He needs to break something, if not free, and silence was the most fragile thing here. ]


You know where it is, right? I hope it's the dime in there today and not that old lady.

[ It was that old lady, unfortunately for him, not that the 'dime' wanted anything to do with him anyway. ]
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[personal profile] bonking 2014-11-21 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scout eyes Spy suspiciously as he reaches in, still a little sore about what he said, but ultimately accepts the help. He's going to need Spy to get his stuff and drive him to the airport still, he thinks. It wouldn't be bad to offer a little honey instead of vinegar for once; he wasn't going to be seeing the guy for much longer. He hobbles out of the car, and is fine once he's got his balance. ]

T'anks.

[ And off to the doors he's going, where he'll reveal their 'savings' and the cops will starve them inside of the vault until they're weak enough to be dragged out. ]