[Ah, it was a good run while it lasted. Scout's already moving before Spy can slide in one last joke, so he flings the food at his teammate's retreating back before standing. Actually, the spoon should help. As he listens and rolls his eyes at Scout's story, Spy tucks the spoon under one arm, then takes the tray the food had been served on and bends it into a tool he can use for either stabbing or bludgeoning.

With the spoon in one hand and the tray in the other, Spy sets his back against the wall by the door.]

Blue balls is such an ungentlemanly response. You don't seem like much of t'e type to be forceful in such a way, but I suppose I may be mistaken.