If you want an experiment wit' lies, I could pretend to be someone you could actually stand and maybe even befriend for t'e duration of our stay. Quite a lot of effort for little payoff, 'owever.

[In other words: it's a lot of fun to fuck with you, Scout.

Spy gets up with the intent of receiving what gift they've been brought by the guards.]

Don't t'row up if you know you can't clean it yourself.